Okay.  This is going to be the shortest review ever!  Why?  Because I am NOT going to review Cabin in the Woods.  I am not going to put links that lead you to anything (stay away from wiki) and there will be no trailer attached.  I do not want anything to spoil the experience for you.

All I am going to say is it is written Joss Whedon, who is a genius in my opinion, and directed by  Drew Goddard and the film is SPECTACULAR!  (Yes, I am lucky and got to see a screening given by Mondo! You can hate me.)

Go watch it!  You will not regret it!  I promise.